the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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