it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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