So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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