if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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