My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
