he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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