That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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