Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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