last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
