what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
