On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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