took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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