Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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