I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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