his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm sobbing to NWA
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