At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
