watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he told me I talked like a deaf person
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
