you're like a bully in the Christmas story
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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