I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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