She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have demons in me.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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