Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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