I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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