Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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