let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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