Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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