and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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