no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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