I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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