i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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