so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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