fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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