I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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