The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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