so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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