We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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