We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Randomize
