the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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