We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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