"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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