The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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