I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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