You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The uberlube is also flammable
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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