She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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