isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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