dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
So. Much. Porn.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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