do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I love you.
Bad choice
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