I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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