Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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