I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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