im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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