Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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