Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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