well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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