Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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