Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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