just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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