similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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